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> From: *************
> Sent: 16 October 2004 01:08
> To: enquiries
> Subject: Make Me A Mountain
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> To Whom It May Concern (Whoever is in charge),
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> I would like to bring to your attention that my dearest friend has been enquiring about how to obtain the status of Mountain for a while now, he has been writing to those at the Royal Geographical Society. In these letters (real letters, not fake letters... e-mails) he asked that he could be declared the first sentient mountain, as they read in these letters this is a simple task for Sam, for there are only four basic requirements, the first being that he is significantly taller than his immediate surroundings (a mere bagatelle as he lives nowhere near the Pennines etc), that he has two climate zones (a parlour trick), that he has crags and rocky bits (he's as good as done), and finally that he be a land mass (who isn't). Thus I conclude that he IS a Mountain in all but title, you have my word as a geologist in training (well Sam IS a Mountain in training) that he fits all the requirements stated.
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> We are aware that you may, as did the Geographical Society, accidentally fail to reply to this e-mail, so would like to make you aware that we may accidentally start an online petition (and we have a lot of support with this campaign). You may reply via e-mail to ******* or **********, via letter to ******** Stoke, Stoke-On-Trent, Staffordshire, *** ***, or via telephone ***********.
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> Thank you, we very much look forward to hear from you,
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> Sgt. Will Roberts nearly BSc
> Rev. Laird Sam Morris nearly BA
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