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Welcome my simple Simian friend. Perhaps you were sent to this website by a friend.
Perhaps (and more likely) you were sent here by an idiot.
In reality you probably stumbled over here by accident whilst looking for porn

Don't lie... Yes you were
I can see much from my view up here.
But that isn't important (No...It isn't. There are 10,000 porno sites but only one MMMC). Since you have taken time out of your day to bother looking at this site it seems only fair that I explain it to you.

Yes, thats right. You are about to discover one of the greatest quests of science and procrastination since sliced bread.
We here at the Make Me a Mountain Campaign (MMMC) are seeking to have our noble leader Sam declared the worlds first sentient mountain.
I.E
Mt. Sam
"But that's impossible" I hear you cry! "surely no man can be a mountain! Where would he keep his Tesco Vouchers?". But have faith my monkey minded companion.
There IS a way.

We discovered via various esoteric means that the only real requirements for being a Mountain are


(1) One must be significantly taller than the immediate surroundings
(2) One must have at least 2 climate zones
(3) One must have varioius crags/rocky bits/cliff faces etc
(4) One must be a landmass

It is Sam's belief that he is able to obtain all of these 4 goals with the minimum of effort, and futher more, he is steadfast in his belief that he can prove this claim to the relevent authorities.

Sadly not everyone shares Sam's vision.
There are those who seek to foil the progress of science!
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And so we come to the existence of this site. After constant refusals from the likes of the Royal Geographic Society we have chosen to make a stand for our cause!
We wish to show the geography teachers of britain that we will not rest until Sam has been given his rightful place as a mountain.

So stand up and be counted!
Help us in our fight against tyranny!

Sign our Petition and lets Make Sam A Mountain