This part of the site is the home of Sam's wonderful, but sadly unpublished or unproduced works, some may be perused (at your peril), others are merely listed, till I find the time to write up proper synopsis or samples of them.
Everything is available for use, upon request.

Poetry
Sometimes he writes poetry, god knows we've tried to stop him. If you click the link below, expect strange, expect polemics and expect... well we warned you. Try to wear goggles if possible. Sam's Poems

Plays

Sam's plays are many, some dating back to when he was but 16. Here are a few

• Who Killed Cannabis Sativa - A Murder Mystery
Written as part of the Royal Court Theatre's YWP, this is a surreal and psychedelic exploration of the cannabis debate, through the medium of hardboiled murder mystery

• Tyrant's Tower
Original title was "Jenga", this play is about a man who wakes up in a room with no windows, no doors, with only an old table, a saw, and his irritating college room-mate.

• 2 Weeks In Sanity
The bizarre tale of a psychiatrist, who upon discovering that the voices in a man's head are saner than the man, sets out to cure them of the patient instead

• Hammers, Sickles & Nike Ticks
Written as a final project in university, this play is a modern parable about a group of rebels, who decide to try and market their revolution to the masses

This area of the site remains under construction - But we promise it will be fully functional soon, or failing that, we'll put some nice recipies in