
"You misunderstand me, I don't want to bring you suffering, I merely wish to bring your attention to it"
-- Beelzebub
Idle talk costs lives or so they say, so imagine what God could do with a daydream.
Did he mumble "Let there be light!" while he slept?
Is he still dreaming?
Did he just forget to switch off the oven?
Only one thing is certain, the world has been created by accident and as usual it falls upon God to clean up the mess.
He's tried everything from world wide floods to making procreation a sin but this world and its stubbourn human inhabitants just don't want to be cleaned away; suddenly the Almighty finds himself in a struggle for his own survival...Because someone is helping them.
This dark satire asks some alarming questions about the story of God as we know it, it might not make an atheist out of you, but hopefully it'll make you think twice about jumping off a bridge... even a deity did tell you to.
Take Me Back
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